This is a fantastic alternative to the megalithic pizza industries who are supplying you with hyper-palatable yet never satisfying foodstuffs. This meagre average-plate-size meat-pizza will satisfy 2-3 hungry beasts, with negligble blood glucose or insulin response, and leave you feeling ready to take on an army.
Spread the mincemeat concoction throughout the pan, don’t be afraid to spread it thin through the middle and thick at the edges, it will shrink significantly in the next step.
Classy as fuck.
Slice up some beautiful meat to put on your pizza. Go on, you deserve it, bitch.
It doesn’t look that appetising on a bed of marble. Thankfully, we have not yet evolved to eat marble, so this is an irrelevant comment.
After 10-15 mins your pizza base should look like this (or better).
Feel free to drain the excess fat that will have accumulated in the pan as you will want the final base to be as dry as possible. It’s basically now just a giant burger patty.
Apply the tomato paste or whatever quite liberally, you want that thing to look like a freshly picked scab.
Deploy a layer of mozzarella cheese, then lovingly place your marinara mix upon the bed of Awesomeness.
Find as many different animals as possible to forge the next layer.
A final layer of mozzarella and some random herbs should just about do it, now chuck it in the oven.
This stuff will make a fantastic base to an omelette tomorrow morning.