Discussion in the forums. If anyone cares maybe I’ll put up a proper recipe, for now, here’s a drunk guy making meatballs: Oh, and for those interested, the “transcript”: 0:00 – Fade from black 0:05 – Chop half an onion 0:30 – 3 tbsp of ghee in frying pan 0:45 – Add onion to pan 1:00 – Smash and chop 4 cloves of garlic 1:30 – Add garlic to pan 1:50 – Peel and chop chorizo 2:40 – 500g of beef mince in a bowl 2:50 – Chop some chives and parsley 3:05 – Chuck chorizo, chives, and parsley into mixture 3:15 – Crack...

The Meal This is a fantastic alternative to the megalithic pizza industries who are supplying you with hyper-palatable yet never satisfying foodstuffs. This meagre average-plate-size meat-pizza will satisfy 2-3 hungry beasts, with negligble blood glucose or insulin response, and leave you feeling ready to take on an army. The Ingredients Base: 1lb/500g of mince meat (whatever) 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese 1 egg Random herbs and spices Toppings (ie, select your own damn stuff) 1 cup of grated mozzarella cheese Several slices of beef steak Several slices of pepperoni 150g of marinara mix 1 rasher of...

A simple, juicy, and outrageously tasty meat patty – would be a shame to put it on a bun. Ingredients 500g of beef mince 2 rashers (slices) of bacon 1 egg 1 cup grated cheese 1 tbsp minced garlic Bunch of cracked pepper, herbs, spices etc. Dice Hack that hog to bits. Combine Chuck it all (apart from the cheese) in a mixing bowl (or if you’re a lazy bachelor like me who doesn’t own bowls – a frypan), and smoosh it all together with your fingers. Sculpt Create a meat brain for funsies. Foundation Separate the left hemisphere and make a bunch of cookie-size patties with a slight...