Meatzanara – Low Carb Pizza (Meatza) With Surf n Turf
The Meal This is a fantastic alternative to the megalithic pizza industries who are supplying you with hyper-palatable yet never satisfying foodstuffs. This meagre average-plate-size meat-pizza will satisfy 2-3 hungry beasts, with negligble blood glucose or insulin response, and leave you feeling ready to take on an army. The Ingredients Base: 1lb/500g of mince meat (whatever) 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese 1 egg Random herbs and spices Toppings (ie, select your own damn stuff) 1 cup of grated mozzarella...
Read MoreToad In The Holeumi – Fried Haloumi Cheese With An Egg In It
This is a top little snack for those who are not into bread but miss that little eggy dream come true, sometimes called a Toad In The Hole, other times an Egg In The Basket, some freaks even call it a Popeye Egg. Either way, this is a great little alternative that you can whip up at a moment’s notice, and is basically no mess no fuss. Prep/cooking time: quicker than a schoolboy on prom night. Ingredients Haloumi An egg Butter The Slice Cut a slice of the cheese about equivalent to a piece of bread. I...
Read MoreÜberburger – Beef rissole/patty with bacon herbs and cheeeeese
A simple, juicy, and outrageously tasty meat patty – would be a shame to put it on a bun. Ingredients 500g of beef mince 2 rashers (slices) of bacon 1 egg 1 cup grated cheese 1 tbsp minced garlic Bunch of cracked pepper, herbs, spices etc. Dice Hack that hog to bits. Combine Chuck it all (apart from the cheese) in a mixing bowl (or if you’re a lazy bachelor like me who doesn’t own bowls – a frypan), and smoosh it all together with your fingers. Sculpt Create a meat brain for...
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