Meatzanara – Low Carb Pizza (Meatza) With Surf n Turf
The Meal This is a fantastic alternative to the megalithic pizza industries who are supplying you with hyper-palatable yet never satisfying foodstuffs. This meagre average-plate-size meat-pizza will satisfy 2-3 hungry beasts, with negligble blood glucose or insulin response, and leave you feeling ready to take on an army. The Ingredients Base: 1lb/500g of mince meat (whatever) 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese 1 egg Random herbs and spices Toppings (ie, select your own damn stuff) 1 cup of grated mozzarella...
Read MoreToad In The Holeumi – Fried Haloumi Cheese With An Egg In It
This is a top little snack for those who are not into bread but miss that little eggy dream come true, sometimes called a Toad In The Hole, other times an Egg In The Basket, some freaks even call it a Popeye Egg. Either way, this is a great little alternative that you can whip up at a moment’s notice, and is basically no mess no fuss. Prep/cooking time: quicker than a schoolboy on prom night. Ingredients Haloumi An egg Butter The Slice Cut a slice of the cheese about equivalent to a piece of bread. I...
Read MoreÜberburger – Beef rissole/patty with bacon herbs and cheeeeese
A simple, juicy, and outrageously tasty meat patty – would be a shame to put it on a bun. Ingredients 500g of beef mince 2 rashers (slices) of bacon 1 egg 1 cup grated cheese 1 tbsp minced garlic Bunch of cracked pepper, herbs, spices etc. Dice Hack that hog to bits. Combine Chuck it all (apart from the cheese) in a mixing bowl (or if you’re a lazy bachelor like me who doesn’t own bowls – a frypan), and smoosh it all together with your fingers. Sculpt Create a meat brain for...
Read MoreDiscoburger – Hungry Jacks Tower of Doom
The Story of Discoburger The journey began with the lone warrior stumbling towards the red and yellow halogens in search of nourishment. In her mind she had a dream, a dream of a burger so epic that grown men would fall upon their knees with worship and awe. As all dreams do, it started with inspiration. Whilst the tender Whopper juices were streaming down her chin she wondered if there was something more. Something more than the Bacon Deluxe. Something more that the petty attempts by mere mortals to simply...
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